Top definition
When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.
by DCLAY October 07, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014