The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.
Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!
by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012
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A massage without using ones hands.
Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"
by Costa Maya Chick February 15, 2007
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The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.
After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.
by Drop Dizzle February 02, 2007
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