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The Mexican Kiss is basically a French Kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue.
Tom: Hey George, is that a burrito?
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
by cancuney March 27, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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You should have seen Katie at the party last night. She fell asleep on the couch, so John pulled down his pants, sat on her face, and blew her a Mexican kiss.
by Tristan and Ian December 26, 2007
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The act of having one person shit on the faces of two other people with their mouths open, and then french kissing after with alot of tounge.
I love to Mexican Kiss
by Bitchbot3000 July 18, 2010