A semi-uncommon disorder among Mexican immigrants, MDS consists of a total lack of knowledge of American culture and language. Phrases such as "Come over, i'll cook you", "I love the smell of burn", "Can I use powerful words?", and "Smelt" are used frequently. Patients diagnosed normally don't have many friends, and are give shit by nearly everyone.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.