When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

A sexual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.

On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.