A football player from Argentina who left Spain to play in the french Ligue 1 because Eibar got relegated. He rolls up his sleeves and puts on a statpad clinic whenever he faces Metz. Sometimes even referred to as the Chief French Farmer. This man is a fraud who should never be in any goat conversation simply because he bangs goals against Metz.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20