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When a man is unable to contain his feminine urges. When he's done so, the happiness from it is that of the feeling from skeeting.
"When I see him, he makes me wanna be gay!"

"Don't be gay dude, there's more fun in being Metroskeetual while picking from both trees."
by n00byness May 31, 2009
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