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1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.
2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.
2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.
1) Books, pencils, paper, metr...
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!
2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!
2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*
by Rattlesnake316 July 26, 2005
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
3
when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
by Jim March 07, 2005
4
That Prestone J. Davis be one bad-ass Metrocard. He became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 IRE units (super black}
by Jean Shepehrd K2ORS February 11, 2009