The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
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Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 09, 2010
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When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
by Rolf M Nate G May 28, 2005
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A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.
The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.
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When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
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