Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
That’s not a Karen, that’s a Methany. Methany does not want to see the manager, but she will be waiting for you in the parking lot. Methany sees all property as nonexistent. What she needs, she takes. The only objective is to obtain more meth and challenge everyone and everything that gets in her path.
by will87_fghs August 12, 2020
by mimi12195 January 03, 2010
A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
by Crystalmethany February 09, 2017
The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.
by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 05, 2017
Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
by lulz.lulz. September 24, 2009
A thic white bitch tweeked out on meth, who fucked over 60 tinder matches in the summer of 2019. She is also wanted by several law enforcement agencies at any given time and will suck your dick like her freedom depended on it.
by TinderellaONice November 16, 2019