Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD
by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
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That’s not a Karen, that’s a Methany. Methany does not want to see the manager, but she will be waiting for you in the parking lot. Methany sees all property as nonexistent. What she needs, she takes. The only objective is to obtain more meth and challenge everyone and everything that gets in her path.
* crackhead lady steals shit for crack money*
*security agent mark: We got a Methany on aisle 6!
by will87_fghs August 12, 2020
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a beautiful girl who could break any guy's heart
Boy: Methany, will you go out with me?

Methany: Not in this lifetime!
by mimi12195 January 03, 2010
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A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
by Crystalmethany February 09, 2017
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The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.
"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"
by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 05, 2017
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A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.
Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
by lulz.lulz. September 24, 2009
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A thic white bitch tweeked out on meth, who fucked over 60 tinder matches in the summer of 2019. She is also wanted by several law enforcement agencies at any given time and will suck your dick like her freedom depended on it.
Did you know that Methany Tinderella is also know as the Tricounty Fuck Slut?
by TinderellaONice November 16, 2019
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