A Meth Fairy is term used twords an attractive female that would never look the part of a drug addicte. This doesn't necessarily mean the person uses meth, its a an umbrella term for all forms of all drugs.
I may not look it, but I'm a meth fairy.

"Hey, slow down you're gonna get nic sick." Trust me, I can handle my shit. I'm a Meth Fairy.

Sarah! I didn't know you smoked! "Yah I'm a Meth Fairy."
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When someone inadvertently becomes a slave to Methadone addiction. When every aspect of ones life is sacrificed for the main goal of obtaining the narcotic Methadone.
Susan had a good job and two beautiful children before she got Meth Owned.
by Dillon Thomson August 11, 2010
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small mythical creatures addicted to soaps that make meth out of house hold objects and live in your closet they also call every one jonny
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the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine
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The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
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One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.
A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."
by Tommy TapeShoe October 27, 2010
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A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.
Bill: Hey Jan!

Jan: Hey Bill!

Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.

Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.

Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??

Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
by Editor in Chief of the sun November 06, 2010
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