The philosophy that nature is all that exists.
In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.
by spline November 23, 2007
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A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.
Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.
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Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.
Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.
by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008
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It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 25, 2013
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When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
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A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.
You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"
by liquidstardreamer August 17, 2011
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An energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.
"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."
by Beezyannie February 13, 2014
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