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"do you want to listen to metallica?"
"fuck that, i'd rather listen to miley cyrus."
"but dude, they're so metal."
"no, sir, they are not."
"fuck that, i'd rather listen to miley cyrus."
"but dude, they're so metal."
"no, sir, they are not."
by zsh January 08, 2009
107
A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.
Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*
Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
by Nie Schneckenwindung beendend May 27, 2005
108
A band that used to be good in the 80's but now, with news songs that are so horrible, that it's Ear rape. They are also a band that is a pathetic excuse for Heavymetal, and they are in fact overrated Rock n'Roll.
Bob: I hate Metallica now, their new songs suck.
Billy:They also are a sad excuse for HeavyMetal.
Bob:Lets go to another band's concert instead.
Bill:Okay
Billy:They also are a sad excuse for HeavyMetal.
Bob:Lets go to another band's concert instead.
Bill:Okay
by Reaywn January 09, 2010
109
A band that wrote amazing albums such as Rise the Lightning and The Black Album in the 80's and early 90's, but then sold out with the album Load and have sucked every since.
Person 1: Dude have you heard the newest Metallica album?
Person 2: Metallica sold out with Load, I don't listen to them anymore.
Person 2: Metallica sold out with Load, I don't listen to them anymore.
by jeckelhunter1 March 04, 2012
111
Metallica is one of the big 4 of thrash. Metallica have influenced much of thrash metal along with anthrax, megadeth, and slayer
Metallica is great
by Luftwaffle451LU February 24, 2019