Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"
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When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica
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