A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 05, 2014
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The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”
by ActionManly June 21, 2021
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A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them
Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”
by Dumdumniceface December 21, 2017
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Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.
by Thedr.Pepper December 10, 2009
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(v) An action that allows any individual currently engaged in a blunt session to hit the blunt if asked to pass, generally performed when sitting in a line or a row, as opposed to a circle. This process may only be invoked in sessions involving 2 or more individuals.
4 individuals engaged in a session in a non moving vehicle:

Ryan | Mike
Dorea | Vinny

Vinny is hitting the scanny, finishes, and goes to pass to Ryan, located in the driver's seat. Ensuring safety of the scanny, Vinny decides to give it to Dorea to pass to Ryan, at this opportunity, Dorea may invoke the messenger hit.
by plasmaphysics April 08, 2005
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An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."
"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"
by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005
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Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx
Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl
by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019
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