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An essay which is so poorly structured and messy, that it can no longer be classified as an essay.
I wrote a messay on the poetry of Patrick Kavanagh.
by PaddyKluivert185 May 05, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.
Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.
by DrJonas March 16, 2007
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