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Native to Mesa Arizona displaying general swelling of the face, down syndromesque, fetal alcohol-having characteristics or other white trash traits. Most noticeable personality-wise propensity towards guns, ATVs, Wal-mart, extreme liking of cats, extreme sports but yet never participating i.e. paint balling. The term is not locally specific it can be used to describe and fugly white trash hillbilly / shovel-face creature.
Guy1:That fugly slut-ma looks like she was hit by a shovel.
Guy2: Nah, she's just a mesa face.
by f&A Kotton January 09, 2007
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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