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A stud. When girls that you don't even know are attracted to you in a swarm like effect, you are said to have the "Mervin affect."
Man, those chicks are all over that guy, he's got the Mervin working overtime.
by Ton Mon September 19, 2003
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A guy who is really nice and kind also is confused with Marvin,Melvin,Kevin Mervin is also a word to describe some one who is cool and someone who is being followed by girls.
Look at that guy over there he is so cool and he is being followed by girls he is a Mervin.
by kunka December 16, 2018
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Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.
"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*
by Jellatin November 15, 2003
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A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.
Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.
by We are Siamese if you please September 01, 2013
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A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...
Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...
What the merv!
Wow, that guy's mervy.

Good:
"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"

Bad:
"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"
by Veelovesyou February 24, 2009
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A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.
Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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wolves are an enemy of uhh.....

nevermind
Why did he say Nevermind
hes just being a Mervin
by Gravyis September 02, 2021
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