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Someone who gets off on merporn.
Johnny is such a mervert. He gets a boner watching the little mermaid.
by FallenOne269 March 20, 2017
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Mervert is a creep point blank

The word mervert stands for a male

The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term
β€œOmg he is a complete mervert block him”
β€œWhat a merv”
by Johnmayerspubes January 23, 2021
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Mervert is a dirty old creep who is very strange and people tend to run away from as they are weird af
Omg Sarah is a pure mervert
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by Johnmayerspubes October 01, 2020
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A mervert is a pervert and a molester mixed together.
Friend: "That molester they just put in jail is such a pervert!"
You: "So, he's a mervert?"
Friend: "Totally!"
by Epic Fail Facepalm December 23, 2011
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a pervert who is only interested in looking at males; obstensibly male or female, but probably male
Quit watching me while I shower, you fucking mervert!
by Increasetheheatonthestreet. September 20, 2005
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Jake: John is just too mitchy and sexually possessed
Nino: yeah he's a Mervert
by Kips August 31, 2014
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