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That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.
Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"
by ghettogirlabc123 May 02, 2018
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.
by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003
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When someone is always always in a negative mood they are being a mertle
Person 1: let's go to the football game this weekend

Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered

Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle
by seanconnerytoupee February 04, 2020
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