A hippie who is emo. Smells very bad and masterbates to the sound of kittens mewing.

If you have a Merrick then don't become good friends with her. Shes a backstabbing bitch. Don't let her get comfortable because she then builds a gay ass ego. She will think she can put people down without consequences. She will slowly lose her friends, so don't bother having a Merrick.

Merrick is a rich town on the south shore of Long Island. Merrick is broken down into South, North, Merrick Lea and Merrick Woods. the public schools are trash but it’s ok. The majority of kids wanna go to catholic schools like Kellenberg and Chaminade. A party thrown by a Merrick kid has no boundaries and can costs thousands. On the other hand. Freeport and Roosevelt are slums that are next to Merrick but they know never to cross over to the good side of town. bellmore and wantagh are like little siblings that try to be like Merrick. Bellmore people suck ass and try to be like merrick

Stupid retard that wears car shirts and he uses girls for nudes and says same thing over again and lifts 300 pounds and he wears playboy like johnny trejbal the swaggest person ever and any girl would want him because he dates them for a week screenshots their nudes and breaks up with them and eats his grandmas poop

A little goblin genius that runs a cult

One who is extremely liberal but often tries to hide it. Often found with "Hillary Clinton porn" in their search history, always trying to cram in more graphic liberal ideas into their brain.

A hybrid of Patrick Star and Kermit the Frog. He also doesn't have a reproductive organ meaning that he loses the gratifying privilege of masturbation.