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To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.
“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
by skittles.inc June 01, 2019
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009
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