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The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
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by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
by Zross June 23, 2014
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the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
by ThunderTheFurry December 01, 2020
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a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp
by ur dad 84 69 June 29, 2012
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A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp
by Bbcb September 22, 2014
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A word to say whenever you feel like it.
Person 1: *asks how you are feeling*
Person 2: "just...merp"
by tarheel93 October 01, 2013
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