a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.

Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.

A word used to break a silence, akward or otherwise, and jump start conversation. Not owned by any one person.

Another name for a nose.

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

A sound where a fake laugh is made.