Urban Dictionary: Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 07, 2009

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A word made by an ancient British scholar called Sir Linden to re-start a conversation, during the middle of it.

Male:Hey what's up?
Female:Not much, what about you?
Male:Not much
*silence
Female:Merp

by Sebastian Zarson October 08, 2012

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The act of being sad

I miss my beautiful girlfriend. Merp.

by The Nicky June 09, 2015

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getting hella drunk.

guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP

by THOMAS BACH February 28, 2012

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A word used when bored or just randomly.

When I was walking in hallway I said, "Merp"

by GizGirl29 March 21, 2015

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Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

by Maaaadibro April 10, 2011

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when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

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