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Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.
An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".

Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.

As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.

When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.
by Just Merp it January 05, 2021
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A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.
person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?
by OG Guru April 29, 2018
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Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.
Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)
by Stb 345 November 22, 2018
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Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.
by Academiclace May 09, 2020
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THE BEST WORD, usually spoken in tater tot, tater tot is an immortal, no legged, intergalactic cat.
"bean always says merp when talking to totty"
by Tater Tot 12495 September 20, 2019
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