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When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018
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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
by Zross June 23, 2014
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a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
by ur dad 84 69 June 29, 2012