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The mermer is a mystical creature that lives in swimming pools. The creature has two mermaid tails with a human male torso in between.
It's the MERMER!

*Laughs* It's just nipples
by Las21 November 05, 2020
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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A Mermer is like a merman but has just the mer part of the merman on both sides. It can not see and has a hard time moving due to having two tails.
"I dove deep into the water and there it was the Mermer flopping around like a fish out of water."
by GardensAreZoo4Plants October 11, 2020
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Of or pertaining to a womans genitalia or peoples area in general
"Forget Johnny, he's totally mer mer whipped"
"My mer mer is not a happy camper today"
by Stacey303 April 17, 2007
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A mermer is usually used as a synonym for degrading an entire race of people.
David Duke: Hey look theres a group of mermer's over there
David Duke Jr: Wow dad you're right. I better keep my wallet out of sight and lock all my doors.
by MNAS All Star April 04, 2019
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