Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these
I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.
by OneSpyke December 14, 2014
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A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.
“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.
by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018
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by joe333 October 22, 2013
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The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.
Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.
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by pb&mj July 30, 2019
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