To be straight killed

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

When you rek a scrub in a 1v1

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.