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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.
Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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The people of Merka, an important country on the North Merkan continent.
My fellow Merkans, four-score and seven years ago ....
by mich July 19, 2004
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A super patriotic American at least 1/4 Borg, Sith, or Romulan.
John Kerry is not Merkan.
by julesk October 16, 2006
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