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Commonly found in San Diego and is incredibly cute, funny, smart, and a great person all around. Words can't even describe how wonderful Meriah is.
by Michhhhhaaeeel May 07, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
The most bodatious babe EVER!
She is single mens.
Jump on it.
Now.
And her voice will automatically induce orgasms.
True story.
She is single mens.
Jump on it.
Now.
And her voice will automatically induce orgasms.
True story.
by omnomnom.touchme February 04, 2010
3
a person of pure awesome.
hey, do you know meriah?
yah that girl is pure awesome.
where is she now?
idk hear shes out spreading awesome in the world.
yah that girl is pure awesome.
where is she now?
idk hear shes out spreading awesome in the world.
by pengwinlurver February 02, 2010
4
very funny, very beautiful and her smile will light the room up! very caring and loyal. don"t let her short size fool you though, she will beat you! She is very wild and does what she wants. an all time favorite person of everyone! she can often be a milf, or a "teacher"
by Meriahh September 30, 2019