A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";
I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
Jun 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
