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A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";
I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018