Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.
by Tikibomb October 24, 2018
I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.
Merch it he just kissed that hoe.
I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.
Merch it he just kissed that hoe.
I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.
by Chiraq December 07, 2012
A shorting of merchandise, usually used for fandoms, like when you go to buy clothes or buttons or toys with things from your tv show on them.
by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015
1.) Merch (n.) - Short for merchandise. This abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores.
2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.
2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.
1.) Yo, check out the merch page on the Type O Negative website.
2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.
2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.
by r0akh January 13, 2007
merch
something you say when something’s all good or replacement for “cool” or “sweet” and can be used something to say if you’re excited about something or you did something right
something you say when something’s all good or replacement for “cool” or “sweet” and can be used something to say if you’re excited about something or you did something right
example: “ I got you coke instead of pepsi”
“it’s all good don’t worry about it”
“merch”
“We changed our plans and we’re all gonna hang out on Saturday instead of Friday”
“merch”
“Yes, 47 is the correct answer you got it right”
“merch”
“it’s all good don’t worry about it”
“merch”
“We changed our plans and we’re all gonna hang out on Saturday instead of Friday”
“merch”
“Yes, 47 is the correct answer you got it right”
“merch”
by Everlan October 30, 2019
Jun 3 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

