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Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
by Evan V January 17, 2005
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One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.
Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).
by EJL November 12, 2004
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Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler
My Mercedes-Benz is better than your stupid Mitsubishi
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The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...

Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
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A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG
by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003
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Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
by ThunderBlizzard April 18, 2008
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