The shittiest type of car ever...believe me
do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA
by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 04, 2004
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The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing
"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"
by UncleTazz June 04, 2020
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An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
by DXXN350 August 30, 2010
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mercedes is one of the most amazing, beautiful, kind and many more person that you can ever meet. she doesn’t have time for fake people if she you back stab her ones you guys were never friends as she will make sure you know that!!! she has a beautiful smile and a really nice body. she gets many boys. she’s an amazing daughter. :D
wow i wish i knew a mercedes:)
by luna:) February 18, 2018
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A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).
mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....
by Ripan February 11, 2006
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A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible
Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom
by Pjh412 September 22, 2017
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