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Land of the Doint, Dointest, A place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. The landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as Sandy Mush. Other then the Incomplete Uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. Only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.
"Last time I woke up in merced i thought I was still dreaming"

"Don't take acid just go to merced"
by mercedkilla September 21, 2011
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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the backwater town of California, and the only city that has a UC and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. Filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche "country" town in california, this is it.
"You know, when you're drunk you kind of have a Southern accent."

"Well, I'm from Merced."

"Oh. That makes sense, then."
by Rose Saratoga April 03, 2009
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To get beaten to an inch your life
"Yo man, Jay from A-Street got merced last night"
by Kasakur July 02, 2006
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I know from living here,born and raised.I moved away in 2003.I came to the East Coast near New York city.Okay,Merced is ok if your just a so-called "normal" person.But if your different,like i was,and just unique and Flamboyant.This town is full of Homophobes.it's very closed-minded,Extremely Anti-Gay and full of stupid Bigots.I used to hate being hurrassed,and not feeling like i didn't belong.It was a hard place to live and be yourself.Being Openly-Gay in Merced County has been Hell.This is an OK town for some,But for me i had to leave what i left behind.and that was my Dear Family and "Some" Friends.The other stuff was pure History.I admit,Merced is a cool town,theres some nice people,but theres also a lot of Anti-Gay people as well.


Gilbert Ray Reyes
Aka Maverick
Merced,Closed-minded,Closet-cases,Hicks,RedNecks,Conservatives,Bigots,Anti-Gay,Homophobic.
by Gilbert Ray Reyes January 18, 2009
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