(Person Number One)''If that old woman was in the ufc, she would be hitting below the belt with those tits''

(Person Number Two)" Yea I agree, those old puppies need to go to the animal shelter, they look a little dehydrated if you know what I mean"

(Person Number Three) "Yep most defiantly, those old bitches look like they have a case of Menotits"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”