Woman 1: "I hate him so bad, he totally just dumped me. Damn jerk, he's just like every other guy. They're all the same."
Woman 2: "You know what'll make you feel better? Let's go shopping and then plan a worldwide menocide for brunch, girlfriend."

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you