The horrific combination of two uncomplimentary items in one's property. Something so awful that Holocaust scientist Dr. Josef Mengele would have performed an operation to create such a thing.

Note: One could be tried as a War Criminal with a Mengelean creation.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.