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A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)
"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."
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A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.
Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!
by lalala January 11, 2005
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Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.
Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.
by kimmenard@canadatrust.ca September 30, 2003
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A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.
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"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"
by CaptainCarlton February 21, 2012
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