Practically the most horny and confusing gender despite what you may think! Not only have half of them had gay experiences but do not say they are gay, some like boobs others like butts and they say girls make no sense when all we want is someone to love us and not just wanna fuck us! They also have arms attached to two balls on where their vagina is suppose to be!? Wtf!! They leave you on read and deliver and they get so mad and protective, if I were you I’d only stick to dogs.
Men are so complicated
by Lulu the cockatoo February 09, 2019
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Yeah the men come out of the ceiling. Yeah ya like men hahn? Hahn? Yeah ya like that!
Alex Emling uses the term "men" way too much while speaking.
by Anonymus April 04, 2005
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Another way of saying mates, friends, group.
Me and my men are going to the pub to pick up some seedy mingas, what are you doing?
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Men, We don't know what we did wrong.
Female: I HATE YOU
Men: ...?
by FsdasD April 23, 2011
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*A type of totally useless and good-for-nothing parasite that must get burned alive and or otherwise killed after chopping off the appendages in between its thighs with a blunt saw with and further mutilation.

*A group of faulty brainless utterly good-for-nothing piles of feces to whom this rule applies: "Have you been forced to wear certain clothers? Have you been forced to get married and give birth? Robbed of the application of your rights to vote or study? Banished from your home because you were raped? Told to stay silent about a horrid wrongdoing and crime that was done to you? Been penetrated against your consent? Witnessed your fathers getting tortured? No? STFU then about women and watch glorious mama karma delivering you what you deserved all along. History never changes SO REAP WHAT YOU SOW you pointless bitch who got his legs wide open for any living being approaching!". HAH
*Also known as the pile of useless infested feces that all sane ones around the globe deeply wish them removed from the world (such as myself who deeply and sincerely and on all levels and grounds wish to see the exhilarating day when this group drops dead :) ) after mama karma showed them where they belong and thoroughly smeared them on deepest and nastiest depths of hell.

P.S.: As a helping citizen, I volunteer to make the last sandwiches for the said group; they come packed with generous amounts of ultra strength rat poison mixed with cyanide. A sauce of bleach is included.
Amen =D
Friend: I'll give away my Atchisson shotgun as soon as all men are wiped clean of this planet.

Me: I got you! *winks* You need to wait just a bit more though honey. We need to keep those truly good-for-nothing parasitic pieces of shits for mother karma to get here first. After mama karma was done here, our universal wish will come true and mother karma will go for the other due rounds on the other side. Think about the heaven everyone will be enjoying then. Ah the peace, the love, the safety, the nature, the blessings, the happiness, ... . *eyes glow with happiness and sheer joy*
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The god of all gods for a group of people who have given up on real religion
Men-Men will always be OUR god
by sprite-at-night May 18, 2009
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