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To claim a memory as your own, and pretend you were there when it/they happened when it's very clear that you weren't there.
*talking about the canucks*
"Memory Biter"Guy 1: Yo man I remember when Kirk Mclean made that amazing save in the 94 stanley cup finals
Guy 2:....dude what the hell are you saying, you were born in 93..
*talking about a party*
Guy 1: Buddddddy that party was SICK, i got soooooooooo SMASHED
Guy 2: You weren't even invited man..
"Memory Biter"Guy 1: Yo man I remember when Kirk Mclean made that amazing save in the 94 stanley cup finals
Guy 2:....dude what the hell are you saying, you were born in 93..
*talking about a party*
Guy 1: Buddddddy that party was SICK, i got soooooooooo SMASHED
Guy 2: You weren't even invited man..
by Pseudonym1111z June 21, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007