Wow look at Michelle Obamas huge member swinging around on the TV ,( Google it)

“You member that time we got really drunk ?”

Hey, Esas the chick who licked you pito n threw up, you member?

Person 1: "I hear Big Boy has it in for you, what you gonna do?"

/*Big Boy = well muscled, ugly, dangerous, short tempered person with no education and bloody reputation.*/

Person 2: "Ya, don worry, I was hanging with him last night. You know what they say, keep your members close and your suspects closer."

My member split my wife in half.

Y/n- i looed down to see Jungkooks hard member
I licked my lips and he smirked

10 mins of video later
Y/n-jungkook entered his rock hard member into my core .....you know how it ended