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A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 06, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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