The type of person who forms an opinion on something based on what they find on urban dictionary.
This person will search everything from food groups to nicknames and take what they find as solid, factual evidence.
A "Melville" can then use such information to understand various forms of edgy slang with more "accuracy" to use against foes.

Even better then Melvin. Unique name with French origin. Awesome player of all games. Musically talented. Loved by all. Women flock to him.

Melvil is a French name meaning king of third wheels. Melvil loves being the third wheel and knows no boundaries. He is defined by his extreme love for tennis, physics and pretzels.

Melvil has an inexplicable need for attention and hogs it incessantly. He can’t do handshakes to save his life.

Spite of this he is still a nice friend and is fun to have around.

A dix hills kind of town right next door to the hills of dix. Its in the same school district as the dix hills kids being the half hollow hills district. Both the northern state and LIE run though it and melville has its own post office unlike dixhills. which pretty much makes dix hills huntington station, but dont tell anyone from dix hills that.

School filled with snotty white children who juul in the bathroom and call daddy when it's taken away, you'll usually find them standing directly in the middle of the hallway acting as a blockade or walking back to their lineup of jeep wranglers

School Where 70% Of Students Are Gringos Who Wear “Make America Great Again” T-Shirts EVERYDAY. 29% Are Chinese Who Most Likely Are Going To Be Doctors At Stony Brook. And 1% Hispanics Who Don’t Even Speak Spanish. People Here Obsessed With The Word nigga and basically this school is as white as it can get.

A store popular amongst teen girls. Well known for their “One Size Fits Small” policy. If you fit into their clothes and have a generally “trendy” or “basic” style you’ll love it. Generally affordable for teenagers. They lack in diversity but are still one of the top stores for teen girls