(Verb) short for "May I help you" - "Melp you" - Originating in New Mexico

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

An act of calling out to someone that cannot hear you or is not listening.

A cry for help originating in the comic Dilbert after one of the employees is being loud and another threatens to pound his head into his torso. Commonly used by the socially awkward.

1. (noun) A person that cannot pronounce the word Melt.
2. (noun) An idiot that thinks highly of themselves.
3. (verb) The action of pushing someone with great physical force.

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.