Urban Dictionary: Melonism

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 14, 2017

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The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch July 17, 2005

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What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 12, 2018

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Being a retard

by Beaztly July 08, 2020

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Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

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A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber March 20, 2018

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oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

by Skullcatcher November 05, 2005

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