He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.
by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019
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Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018
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Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.
Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend
by Melker the legend December 11, 2016
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he is a viking, he is a munstycke Arabisk pedofil från Kina, släckten är från Argentina

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"im a melker" " you are so melker" "han är melker" "sluta melker"
by Hejmo March 09, 2020
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He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.
Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.
by Melfons November 11, 2020
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A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid
I'm So Melker
by Mr best December 14, 2016
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